I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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