Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
