New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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