: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I smell stomach acid.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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