that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize