Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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