My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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