In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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