he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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