May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
