didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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