I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
People in love make me want to vomit
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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