So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Someone signed my nipple.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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