I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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