no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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