dude i'm inner monologue high
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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