If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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