Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He has the fingertips of a God
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