totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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