there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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