he shaved USA in his pubs
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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