I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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