actually, I'm a sock model
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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