If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
only if we run a train.
done.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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