butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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