it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
