I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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