I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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