I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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