did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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