I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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