She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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