I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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