i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Shitshow foam night was such a success
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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