Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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