I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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