The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
