redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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