I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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