and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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