Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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