sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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