She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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