It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
