Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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