I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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