dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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