so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Randomize