thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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