would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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