well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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