Nicole vs. Life
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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