i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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