we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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