Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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